The last Harry Potter book will be filmed as two movies. “It’s just too fucking big,” say producers, referring to the possible double cash bonus they will rake in. Oh wait, they really said this:
A film source said: “There’s so much to fit that the view is the last movie should be in two halves. There is a huge battle when Harry, played by Daniel Radcliffe, takes on Voldemort that needs to be done really well.”
And Ms Rowling points out on her website: “It is simply impossible to incorporate every storyline into a film under four hours long.”
Like THAT’S never happened before.