Evidently, the sales of Crayola crayons are based on the names of the colors. Why else would they change the names? Do crayons really need to be “current” and “trendy”?
Here are the other old names followed by the new names: laser lemon, super happy; wild tangerine, fun in the sun; screamin’ green, giving tree; beaver, bear hug; turquoise blue, happy ever after; hot magenta, famous; orchid, best friends.
Yes, I know that “best friends” is not a color. Don’t get me started.