You can get your very own Artistic License. I like to think my Associate Degree in Commercial Art and Advertising Design works for that, but it doesn’t fit into my wallet.
If you’re like me, you’re constantly getting asked things like, “Why on earth did you paint that toaster purple and install it on the ceiling?” or “Why do you drive a hearse that looks like a zebra?” Of course, the answer is all too simple: I’m an artist. I’m taking license to make this weirdness. It’s called Artistic License.