Broadcasts from I quote myself began five years ago on this date, June 8, 2003. (Yes, it’s technically true that it was called The Hellbox back then. But I consider the whole mess to be one stream of consciousness.)
The traditional fifth anniversary gift is: WOOD! So use your imagination.
And now, for no particular good reason, here’s a funny McDonald’s commercial. (I will never Rickroll you. I just couldn’t get it to embed.)