Human males no longer suitable.

00001fMegan Fox, seen here eating a small portion of her former fiance, declared that human males no longer make suitable mates. “They tire too quickly and do not run fast enough,” she explained. Reportedly, she is now dating robots from the future, cars that transform, and shopping around for something male with lots of tentacles.

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3 Responses to Human males no longer suitable.

  1. Jason says:

    I’ll grow tentacles if she’ll get rid of those ridiculous tattoos.

  2. Shocho says:

    She had better get rid of the one that says “Brian.”

  3. Kindralas says:

    Why would she do that now?

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