Your father smelt of elderberries.

I don’t really believe in science (over time, it tends to be proven wrong), and I see two problems with the discovery that the galaxy’s center tastes of raspberries.

  1. Don’t scientists have anything else to do? Like a new iPhone app?
  2. Do they get paid for saying things no one can refute? The inside of my liver smells like lilacs. PROVE ME WRONG!
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One Response to Your father smelt of elderberries.

  1. Jason says:

    Just lay down and let me cut you open. Then we’ll find out what your liver smells like.

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