Since I don’t put much stock in that thing you people call “Science” anyway, I enjoyed reading about seven man-made substances that laugh in the face of physics. You can read that article here. An excerpt:
Tell us that didn’t look like the birth of the most sinister dildo ever.
Sorry, I just loved that one sentence. Here’s another excerpt:
The universe is full of weird substances like liquid metal and whatever preservative keeps Larry King alive. But mankind isn’t happy to accept the weirdness of nature when we can create our own abominations of science that, due to the miracle of technology, spit in nature’s face and call it retarded.