The signs of the Youbetchapocalypse.

Let us read from the Book of Wassilians.

  1. When the lamb opened the first seal, I saw the first horse. It was a moose. It ran for vice-president.
  2. When the lamb opened the second seal, I saw the second horse. It was a pig. With lipstick. It wrote a book about rouge.
  3. When the lamb opened the third seal, I saw the third horse. It was a fox. With a cable channel.
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