I often begin to watch a movie or TV series and find that after 20 or 30 minutes, I can’t stand it anymore. I realize that part of this is watching them on television, since it’s not like I have journeyed to a far-off cinema palace and paid exorbitant prices to hear other moviegoers cough and talk and text. That kind of experience requires a certain willpower and commitment.
Maybe I should make a list of these Movies That Stink, and warn away my readers who may be wondering about them. The poster boy for this crusade happens to be The Pentaverate from Mike Myers. I single this out because I tried to endure one more episode, but when the Sasquatch defecated in the hall a second time, that was the last straw. It’s terrible. Don’t watch it. If you ever thought Myers was funny, he’s not now, and this will ruin everything.