Top ten bad-ass swords.

Even though this list includes “laser swords” and leaves out the monofilament whips in Johnny Mnemonic (yes, I saw that movie, and those were the good part, the only good part) and doesn’t include THE MOST BAD-ASS SWORD OF ALL, STORMBRINGER, it’s pretty cool. Swords = dicks, by the way, that’s what Freud said.